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Post by Dermot O'Leary on May 19, 2011 19:41:47 GMT -5
The Overs will perform here.
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Post by Susan Boyle on May 19, 2011 21:18:39 GMT -5
Hello, to my fellow judges. Today I will be singing The Horny Song by Timothy Delaghetto. This song is a parody of the original 'The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars'. The reason I picked this song is because it lightens up my day with a big smile and hopefully it will do the same for you guys. I realize that my presence is to have fun and enjoy myself. Also, as you guys are watching this, I hope you guys are enjoying yourselves as well. Have Fun!
Lyrics: Today I just feel like screwing anything I just someone in my bed Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome 'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything uh I'm gonna sign on Facebook and look thru my fans maybe one of them'll let me get in they pants Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be sending mass texts just trying to get lucky call my homegirl ask her how much for some suckie 'Cause i don't wanna use my freaking hand
Oh yes, I'd hit it, i'd hit it I'd hit it cuz I can
Today I just feel like screwing anything I just someone in my bed Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome 'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything- (lick on my balls) Woohoo lick on my balls Woohoo lick Tomorrow I'll wake up, and i'll look for ass Find a really cheap hoe, then i'll bust really fast And she's gonna scream out Your dick stinks (Oh my god, your dick stinks)
Yeah, I might mess around Catch a new STD I bet my old man is just so scared for me Don't worry pops, my condom fits great
Oh yes, I'd hit it, i'd hit it I'd hit it cuz I can
Today I just feel like screwing anything I just someone in my bed Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome 'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything-
No, I don't mind your pubic hair Or those stains on your underwear No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
In your butt or you big ole cooch Til everything hangs loose Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah oh Today I just feel like screwing anything I just someone in my bed Don't feel like whacking off alone, i need a handjob or some dome 'Cause today I just feel like screwing anything- (lick on my balls)
Woo-hoo Woo-hoo Nothing at all Nothing at all
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Post by Adam Levine on May 19, 2011 22:04:10 GMT -5
Good evening, judges. Tonight I will perform This Love. I chose this song because this is our first breakout hit and this song defined me as an artist. It also shows my mastery of lines and phrasing. I was so high I did not recognize The fire burning in her eyes The chaos that controlled my mind Whispered goodbye and she got on a plane Never to return again But always in my heart This love has taken its toll on me She said Goodbye too many times before And her heart is breaking in front of me I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore I tried my best to feed her appetite Keep her coming every night So hard to keep her satisfied Kept playing love like it was just a game Pretending to feel the same Then turn around and leave again This love has taken its toll on me She said Goodbye too many times before And her heart is breaking in front of me I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore I'll fix these broken things Repair your broken wings And make sure everything's alright My pressure on your hips Sinking my fingertips Into every inch of you Cause I know that's what you want me to do This love has taken its toll on me She said Goodbye too many times before And her heart is breaking in front of me I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore This love has taken its toll on me She said Goodbye too many times before And my heart is breaking in front of me She said Goodbye too many times before This love has taken its toll on me She said Goodbye too many times before And her heart is breaking in front of me I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore...
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Post by Britney Spears on May 21, 2011 10:05:53 GMT -5
Hey, ya'll! Great performances and I am so happy to be mentoring you guys. Each of you are bringing something unique to this group and I hope I can help develop you along the way. I really did enjoy all these performances! Give yourselves a clap!
Susan - You really know how to get a crowd enjoying themselves and the show! You really put a smile on my face and everyone's else face! I love that you chose to sing a comical song because that's something no one else did tonight. If you want to take the Weird Al route with parody music, I love that you have your mind set on that, but I'd like to see some range and see you perform a serious song here and there sometimes too! This competition is going to see alot of people stepping outside their comfort zones!
Adam - You played a great homage to Maroon 5! I loved the vocals and I really loved the song choice! It's one of my personal favorites! I can tell that you will maybe go down that pop rock route with your sound, but it never hurts to experiment a little. I can see that's your comfortable bubble, but next week I want you to do something for me that expands your talent and shows me that your more than just pop rock! Let me see all that depth I know you have, Adam! Because I can tell you have alot of it!
Ne-Yo - First babe, you posted in the wrong thread! Nick was about to cut you! We can't have mishaps like that, ya'll! But since you belong with me and in my group, I can tell you right now that you are not eliminated from the competition. You just need to remember to post in the Overs' threads and also add a Youtube video to your posts, so I can get a clear idea of how you'd sound and how'd you perform the song. Overall, based on what I read, good song choice, I hope to see alot more from you. You're safe!
Fergie - I'm sorry doll. This is the end of the road for you. You didn't perform a song and when you don't perform, that means you're out of the competition. I don't know if it was a case of nerves or just not being able to get here in time, but I hope to see you apply and try next season if you still wish to. If you'd still like to message me, you can here on the boards if you want!
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